1. Will you answer every question honestly?
2. Did you ever stay up all night while drunk or high?
Drunkenness typically leads to unconsciousness.
3. Did you ever punch anyone in the face?
4. Did you miss anything or anyone?
5. What makes you laugh no matter what?
I don't laugh enough.
6. Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past five hours?
7. Who was the last person you talked to?
8. What do you dislike at the moment?
9. Will you be doing drugs in the near future?
Yes, I plan to score some heroin...
10. Do you lie about your age?
11. Are you happy with yourself?
12. What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
"That won't help."
13. When did you last cry?
I don't know.
14. When was the last time you fell asleep with a girl?
A long time ago.
15. What is currently on your mind?
16. Were you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
Not too drunk to forget the basic rules of grammar.
17. Do you think your future will be a good one?
Here's the hoping.
18. When is the last time you were truly happy with your life?
19. What do you do when you have a bad day?
That depends on the day.
20. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
21. Are you quick to start a fight?
22. Lyrics stuck in your head?
23. Are you tired?
24. Last time you walked farther than a mile?
Depends on which subway train I'm taking.
25. What curse word do you use the most?
26. Did you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
27. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
28. What’s the weather like?
29. How did you get one of your scars?
30. Did you make a New Year’s Resolution last year? If so, did you keep it?